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11.09.2004, 16:07 Uhr
Roland
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Brief eines Bayern an die Nasa
Greet God,
I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your space shuttle on
television. In color. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the world
room. Alone. Without my crazy wife.
I am the Kraxlhuber. The king of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I
stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She says I am a schlapp-tail. She wants that
I become Buergermaster. But I want not be Buergermaster. I have nothing at
the hat with the political shit. I want my ruah. And so I want make holidays
on the moon. Without my bad half.
But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book
a flight in your next space shuttle. But please give me not a window place.
I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindelfree. And no
standing place please. And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone.
She has a big Schrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ass.
I need not much comfort. A nice double room with bath and kloo and heating.
And windows with look to the Earth. So I can look through my farglass and
see my wife working on the potato field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch
(ha ha). We will kringel ourselves before laughing (hohoho).
Is what loos on the moon? I need warm weather and I hope the sun shines
every day. She is very good for my frost-boils. With friendly Servus : Xaver
(Übersetzung kann evtl. angefordert werden ;-) )
Gruß
Roland
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